Discount: 50% to 70% today only. Buy-one-take-one. Closing-out sale. Buy any three for only P1,000. Additional 10% discount to Visa card holder.
Do you find these irresistible? I do, said in a coy whisper.
I also get weak-kneed on all their derivatives. So in an act of rare courage, I now say to myself: I am a disgrace.
I’m on my teaching summer break and in between books; I try to catch up on what I have not caught up on—my cabinets and drawers.
I discover these clothes still with price tags and I try them on. Not one fits. It is either too loose, too long, too tight, too short, too-anything.
What are they doing in my closet?!
They were on sale—ON SALE—and came only in those sizes and conditions. I had in mind, at the time of ecstatic-frenetic buying, to alter them (I was a seamstress in my other life, and a seamstress in my future life), but that thought remained a thought. An author’s brain has two doors: one is a freezer and that’s where those on-sale-thingies-to-be-altered got stored.
I vow to work on them so they would finally fit my non-haute-couture size before classes begin in June, and during brief gaps in my writing and speaking blitzes these two months. Whether I will be successful is another story.
Well, hope—like grace—springs eternal.
I would have ended this blog with that resolute statement, but a friend just called and gushed, “There is a sale at Alabang Town Center!”
Dot, dot, dot.
2 comments:
Hahaha! Ipamigay! I'll need the following this coming term... You're funny.
Hahaha! With the heat, how can one my age even thread a needle?
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